陪审团，到此要点为止... And on that point, members of the jury...
本人对案情陈述完毕 I rest my case.
《善恶的彼岸》 弗里德里希·尼采 著
你好，旺达 Hello, Wanda.
片名：一条叫旺达的鱼
- 你好，肯 - 你好，旺达 - Hi, Ken. - Hello, Wanda.
肯，这是奥图 Ken, this is Otto.
你好，肯，旺达常提起你的 Hello, Ken. Wanda's told me a lot about you.
很棒的鱼 Hey, great fish!
加一点柠檬汁和鞑靼酱，棒极了 A little squeeze of lemon, some tartar sauce, perfect.
乔治回来了没有？ George back yet?
没有，他要去... No, he had to go to--
什么？ What?
你口吃得相当厉害，肯 That's quite a stutter you've got there, Ken.
我不介意 It doesn't bother me.
乔治需要懂得用武器的人？ So George needs a weapons man, eh?
肯，要茶吗？ A cup of tea, Ken?
他会想要的 Yeah, he'd like one.
我在中央情报局的一位朋友 也有口吃 I had a good friend in the C.I.A. had a stutter.
这要了他的命，可恶 It cost him his life, damn it.
乔治，你好 Hi, George.
乔治，你好，你要威士忌吗？ Hello, George. Get you a scotch?
好的 Yeah.
这是奥图 This is Otto.
- 你是旺达的哥哥 - 乔治，我很高兴来到这里 - You're Wanda's brother. - It's good to be here, George.
英国是个很好的国家 England is a fine country.
她告诉了你我们需要什么吗？ She tell you what we need?
类似这些？ Something like that?
类似这些 Something like that.
温蒂，下午好 Hello, Wendy.
今天还好吗？ Had a good day?
我整个早上都在叫垃圾处理人员来这里 I spent the morning trying to get the waste disposal man to come...
然后和玛乔莉吃午饭 她不断埋怨她丈夫 have lunch with Majorie Brooks who complained about her husband...
我只好和菲利帕玩游戏 then I had to play three rubbers with Philippa Hunter...
之后我回来这里，结果桑德森送错花了 and I come back here and Sanderson's have sent the wrong flowers.
哎呀，真糟糕 Oh, no.
- 你想喝茶吗？ - 好的 - Would you like some tea? - Yes.
我赢了官司 I won the case.
我现在才拥有一些私人时刻 This is the first moment I've had to myself all day.
你好，波西娅，表演得怎么样？ Hello, Portia. How was the show?
很糟，爸爸，我需要一匹新马 Awful, Daddy. I need a new horse.
- 我以为你喜欢“魅影” - 它不适合我 - I thought you liked Phantom. - He's not fit for dog meat.
我可以换掉它吗？ 很重要的，而且不需要很多钱 Can I change him please, Dad? It's vital and won't cost much.
- 我们要问贝琳达 - 我以为你在泡茶 - We ought to ask Belinda. - I thought you were making tea.
- 我是，对不起 - 我去弄吧 - I am, darling. Sorry. - Suppose I'd better get it.
- 让我来 - 不，让我来 - Let me do it, please. - No, I'll do it.
- 我赢了官司 - 这个裂了 - I won the case. - Now this is cracked.
它们每个值十万，总共有135个 They're worth about 100,000 each. There are 135 of them.
也就是一千三百万 That makes 13 million, my friends.
- 美元还是英镑？ - 是英镑 - Dollars or pounds? - Pounds, pet.
这是大买卖 This is the big one.
好 Okay.
对 Yeah.
- 奥图？ - 什么事？ - Otto? - Yes?
行吗？ Okay?
- 什么？ - 计划 - What? - The plan.
对，没问题 Yeah, great. No problem.
关于应付警方方面怎样？ What was the middle thing about the police?
我们周二在希思罗机场会合 We don't meet up at Heathrow until Tuesday--
- 对 - 我还没说完 - Oh, yeah. - I haven't finished yet.
因为警方会监视所有机场... Because the police will watch all the airports...
持续72小时监视 for 72 hours.
我知道 I know.
你想不想我... You want me to...
找一辆大汽车... get a big...
准备作逃亡之用？ car for the getaway?
是的，找来一辆豪华轿车 Yes, Ken. A limo, okay?
在上面挂上外交车牌，好吗？ And put diplomatic plates on it, right?
如他在抢劫期间要说话怎办？ What if he has to say something during the break-in?
没有人会在抢劫期间说话 Nobody says anything during the break-in, Otto.
奥图，没关系，肯没问题的 It's okay, Otto. Ken's good.
那么下周... So, next week...
我们不用找工作 we won't have to look for work...
工作也不会来找我们 and it won't have to look for us.
奥斯卡·怀尔德 Oscar Wilde.
肯，你很喜欢动物吧？ You really like animals, don't you, Ken?
它们有什么吸引你？ What's the attraction?
因为你能够信任它们 Because you can trust them...
它们不会... and they don't sh--
- 在你身上拉屎？ - 不会经常炫耀 - Shit on you? - Show off all the time.
你知道尼采怎样形容它们吗？ You know what Nietzsche said about them?
他说它们是上帝的第二个错误 He said they were God's second blunder.
再见，妹妹 Bye, sis.
你帮我告诉他... Well, you tell him from me...
我可以给你看... that I could show you--
乔治，再见 Bye, George.
- 和妈妈打电话的话，替我问候她 - 好的 - If you talk to Mom, tell her I said hi. - OK.
- 不要让他碰你 - 再过一天我们就能在一起了 - Don't let him touch you. - One more day, we're together.
我为我的哥哥道歉 我知道他很麻木不仁 I'm sorry about my brother. I know he's insensitive.
他的生活很苦，爸爸以前常打他 He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.
好 Good.
不许动，否则你们死定了 Anybody moves, and you're dead!
小心走路，臭男人 Look where you're going, chauvinist pig.
你以为人行道是你家的吗 Really, people here just think they own the pavement.
真有趣，我喜欢抢劫英国人 That was fun. I love robbing the English.
他们很有礼貌 They're so polite.
- 肯，什么事？ - 那条狗 - What is it, Ken? - The dog.
我们没有撞到那条狗 We didn't hit the dog.
我们有了两千万，他还担心一条狗 Twenty million dollars, he's worried about an insect.
- 这不是... - 你的口吃没有改善 - It's not an in-- - Stutter's not getting any better.
- 你有没有想过做手术？ - 住口 - Have you thought about surgery? - Shut up.
再见 Bye.
- 我们分道扬镳吧 - 周二在希思罗机场见 - Let's split. - Meet you at Heathrow on Tuesday.
低调点，不准庆祝 Lie low. No celebrating.
不准庆祝？ No celebrating?
- 两小时后见 - 好，再见 - See you in a couple of hours. - Okay. Bye.
- 为两千万干杯 - 为大功告成干杯 - To 20 million. - To a job well done.
为我们干杯 To us.
继罗密欧与茱丽叶后... To the best brother and sister team since--
最佳的兄妹队伍干杯？好极了 Romeo and Juliet? Yeah.
那些蠢才居然信了我们，真是笨蛋！ Do you believe those Cockney klutzes bought our story? What morons!
- 我想告诉你一件事 - 什么事？ - I want you to know something. - What?
就算你是我的哥哥 我仍然想和你上床 Even if you were my brother, I'd still want to fuck you.
打电话 Make the call.
不准说意大利语 No Italian!
奥图，打电话 Make the call, Otto.
你真的是意大利人吗？ Are you really Italian?
我叫奥图，“八” 的意思。说“乔治，再见”吧 My name is Otto. It means ''eight.'' Say ''Arrivederci a Georgio. ''
- 乔治，再见 - 可以帮我接警察局吗？ - Good-bye, George. - Can you put me through to the police?
你好，抱歉打扰你 Yes, hello. Sorry to trouble you.
你们应该有兴趣知道哈顿花园的抢劫... I thought it might interest you to know the Hatton Garden robbery...
是由一位乔治·汤玛森先生策划的 was pulled off by a Mr. George Thomason...
他住在西伦敦 who lives at Flat Three...
莫瑞路基普林公寓 Kipling Mansions, Murray Road...
三号 London West Nine.
旺达？ Wanda?
警察，开门 Police. Open up.
快开门 Come on. Open up.
开门，否则我们撞门了 Open the door, or we'll knock it down.
乔治·弗朗西斯·汤玛森 George Francis Thomason.
护照？机票？ Passport? Tickets?
钱 Money.
混蛋 Asshole!
- 旺达，我们有钱了 - 对 - We're rich, Wanda. - Yup.
和我在一起的这两个星期，是你生命里最刺激的时刻 Bet these last two weeks with me were the most exciting two weeks of your life.
你说得对 You said it.
好 Okay.
真失望！ Disappointed!
混蛋 Son of a bitch!
你这辈子要做什么 才会令人相信你？ What do you have to do in this life to make people trust you?
住口 Shut up.
- 人们总是利用我 - 住口然后想想吧 - People always take advantage of me. - Shut up and think.
他把钻石移到哪里了？ Where has he moved it?
- 你在做什么？ - 我在思考 - What are you doing? - I'm thinking.
我在想我要怎样对付他 I'm thinking of what I'm going to do to him.
首先我会用琴线勒死他 你去哪里？ First I'll hang him up with piano wire. Where are you going?
我去和他谈谈 I'm going to talk to him.
跟谁谈？ Talk to who?
在你为父母安装窗户的时候 In the course of installing these windows for your parents...
你跪在了地上，而地上有玻璃碎片 you knelt on the floor where there was broken glass from a dropped pane.
对 That's right.
你的父母可以证实吗？ Your mother and father can confirm this?
可以 还有他的婶婶乔治娅·汤玛森 Yes, and his aunt, Georgina Thomason.
好的，巴特勒。请进 Good, Bartlett. Yes?
抱歉打扰你，有位小姐来见你 Sorry to interrupt you, sir. Thomason, young lady to see you.
- 还有什么事？ - 暂时没有 - Anything else? - That's everything for the moment.
- 你不用赶着离开吗？ - 不用 - You don't have to dash off? - No, absolutely not.
乔治，肯买了鱼食 George, Ken's got the fish food.
- 他晚点回来 - 谢谢你 - He'll be in later. - Thanks.
- 利奇先生，你认为怎样？ - 玻璃的事没问题 - What do you think, Mr. Leach? - We may be all right with the glass.
他们还会做什么？ What else are they gonna come up with?
我的天，我不相信会发生这种事 Oh, my God. I can't believe this is happening.
小姐，这里不允许这样 That's not allowed in here, miss.
- 你有没有事？ - 我没事 - Are you okay? - I'm all right.
乔治，我认为我不能应付 George, I don't think I can handle this.
昨晚我害怕得不能入睡，我以为警察会来 I was so afraid to sleep last night. I thought the police were coming.
别提了，好吗？ Leave it out, okay?
听着... Listen, listen.
你在我那里住 You stayed at my place.
我们很晚才睡，你弄了早饭给我吃 We slept late. You made me breakfast.
什么？ What?
他在这里做什么？ What's he doing here?
他想见你 He wanted to see you.
乔治，是谁做的？凯文·迪兰尼？ Who did it, George? Kevin Delaney?
你想我干掉他吗？ 你想我做什么就说吧 You want me to rub him out? Anything. You name it.
- 我有朋友帮我查探 - 好 - I have friends making inquiries. - Good.
珠宝很安全 The jewels are very safe.
如果我被捕 我会归还所有珠宝来减轻刑期 If I get sent down, it all gets handed back to cut my sentence.
为了再减少刑期... Now, to cut my sentence even more...
我可以告诉他们谁是我的同伙 I could tell them who done it with me...
如果我有任何事不满意的话 if I wasn't very happy about everything.
你刚才说什么？ What was the middle thing?
滚开 Piss off.
- 你想不想让我... - 马上 - Do you want me to-- - Now.
- 你不会认为... - 你不这么认为吗？ - You don't think-- - Do you?
不 No.
- 乔治？ - 什么？ - George? - What?
你确定车库安全吗？ Are you sure the garage is very safe?
相信我 Trust me.
谢谢你 Thank you very much.
谢谢你，再见 Thanks a lot. Bye. Have a good day.
- 怎样？ - 他不确定是你 - So? - He's not sure it was you.
- 那样不错 - 那你呢？ - That's something, I guess. - What about you?
他相信我，所以他对你不确定 He believes me. That's why he can't figure out about you.
- 他对什么不确定？ - 他不确定是不是你供出他，笨蛋 - Figure out what? - If you turned him in or not, stupid.
千万... Don't...
不要... ever, ever...
叫我笨蛋，知道吗？ call me stupid, okay?
怎么了？ What?
那是乔治的律师 That's George's lawyer.
另一个一定是大律师 The other guy must be the barrister.
- 那又怎样？ - 相信我 - So? - Trust me.
若发生什么意料之外的事 记得通知我 You let me know if anything unexpected turns up.
不好意思 Excuse me.
我们是不是认识？ Don't I recognize you?
应该不认识 No, I don't think so.
但你是有名的大律师吧？ But you are a famous barrister, aren't you?
算是吧 Well, hardly.
可不可以帮我签名？ Could I have your autograph anyway?
- 当然可以 - 谢谢 - Yes, certainly. - Thanks.
我在研究你们的法制 I'm studying aspects of your legal system.
- 我是美国人 - 真的？ - I'm American. - Oh, really?
我只是刚开始研究 我觉得很有趣 I've only just started, though. It's fascinating.
你为什么来这里？ What brings you here?
说起来会令人有点尴尬 It's a little embarrassing.
我有一位朋友 I have a friend.
我明白了，好了 Oh, I see. Well, there you are.
我早就知道！你是阿奇·利什！ I knew it! You're Archie Leash!
- 利奇 - 对 - Leach. - Right.
两周前我在法庭上见过你 I saw you in court two weeks ago.
- 赌场被劫事件？ - 你很棒 - The casino break-in? - You were great!
- 我... - 我很仰慕你 - Well. - I'm a big fan of yours.
我喜欢你的盘问技巧 I love the way you cross-examine.
我真的很佩服你 I really admire your work.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 我不会再打扰你 - 我不...没关系 - I'd better not keep you. - I don't suppose you-- Fine. Right.
好 Well.
谢谢你，我会很珍惜 Thank you for this. I'll treasure it.
你也会说法语 You speak French too.
情况如何？ What's going on?
不管乔治决定做什么 他会先告诉利奇 Whatever George decides to do, he's going to tell Leach first.
- 为什么？ - 因为他是乔治的律师 - Why? - 'Cause he's his lawyer.
- 我知道 - 我会去认识利奇先生 - Yeah, I know that. - So I'm gonna get to know Mr. Leach.
因为乔治会告诉他钻石在哪里 'Cause George is gonna tell him where the diamonds are.
那就是我要查的事 That's what I'm gonna find out.
你做得很好，伙计 You've done well, my son.
我们要把它藏在哪里？ Now, where are we going to hide it?
很好，不要告诉旺达 Very good. Don't tell Wanda anything.
奥图或许会问她 Otto might get something out of her.
乔治，你会没事吧？ George, you are gonna get off?
对，肯，不用担心，我们会处理 Sure, don't worry about it, Ken. We'll fix it.
对奥图有什么发现吗？ Now, anything on Otto?
- 还没有 - 你监视着他 - Not yet. - You watch him.
没问题 It's okay.
看来警察们搜查过所有东西 Looks like the police have been all over it.
让我先更衣，然后我帮你找 Let me just change clothes, then I'll help you look.
你好，肯的宠物 Hello, Ken's pets.
英国鱼，醒醒！ Wake up, limey fish!
你怎样去认识这个律师？ So, how are you gonna get friendly with this lawyer?
我不知道，我会随机应变 I don't know. I'll improvise.
可恶的昆虫！ Fucking insects!
从他们说话的态度来看 我以为英国人不喜欢女人 I thought Englishmen didn't like women, the way they talk.
不，他很直接，也有些可爱 He's straight. He's kind of cute, in a pompous sort of way.
你喜欢他吗？ You got the hots for him?
我没有恋尸癖，谢谢 I'm not into necrophilia. Thanks.
这是什么一回事？突然变了“引诱英国人周”吗？ What is this? Hump-a-limey week, suddenly?
奥图不喜欢，他或许会妒忌 Otto doesn't approve. Otto might get jealous.
说出来吧！ Oh, speak it!
对 Yeah.
奥图，不要在这里 No, not here, Otto.
奥图，不要在这里 Not here, Otto.
不，不要在这里 No, not here,
奥图，不！ Otto. No,
旺达？ Wanda?
旺达，看我有什么 Look what I've got, Wanda.
宝藏 A treasure.
我的天，是肯，我以为又是警方 Oh, my God, Ken, it's you. I thought it was the police again.
乔治还真可怜呢。噢，肯 Isn't it horrible about George? Oh, Ken!
我头痛 你可以帮我买些阿斯匹林吗？ I have such a bad headache. Could you run and get me some aspirin?
- 糟了 - 什么声音？ - Shit. - What's that?
我哥哥在卫生间里 That's my brother. He's in the bathroom.
我们刚见过乔治，实在好可怕 We just saw George. Oh, it was horrible, Ken.
真的很可怕 Just horrible.
乔治很可怜吧？ Isn't it terrible about George?
如果让我找到那个告密者... When I find the bastard who squealed--
我喜欢乔治！ I love that man!
你在这做什么？ What are you doing here?
我在这做什么？ What am I doing here?
旺达很不高兴 她需要和家人谈谈 Wanda was upset, Ken. She needed to talk to family.
她刚洗完澡 She's just had a shower.
我要和你谈谈 I've got to speak to you.
- 你现在没事吧？ - 我没事，谢谢你来 - Are you okay now? - I'm fine. Thanks for coming.
- 需要我就打电话给我 - 好，谢谢你 - Call me if you need me again. - Okay. Thanks.
你怎么了？ 你不能考虑她的感受吗？ What's the matter with you? Can't you think about her feelings?
- 事情很可疑 - 糟了 - There's something funny going on. - Oh, dear.
你连自己为什么兴奋也不知道，是吗？ You don't even know why you're excited, do you?
我不想乔治在场时说 I didn't want to say anything while George was around.
你是时候面对现实了吧？ Isn't it time you faced up to certain realities?
你是个很有吸引力的男人 Come on. You're a very attractive man.
你很聪明，有很棒的骨架 You're smart, you've got wonderful bones...
很漂亮的眼睛，衣着有趣 great eyes and you dress really interestingly.
我们简直是天生一对 We could have a lot of fun together, you and I.
我们很适合对方，你认为怎样？ We'd be really good for each other. What do you say?
你一定是在开玩笑... You must be jo--
- 肯，我可以吻你吗？ - 不可以 - May I kiss you, Ken? - No, you fucking can't!
只是轻轻一吻 不是湿吻 Just a peck. No tongue. Ken!
你不知道我是同性恋 You didn't realize I was gay.
对不起 Okay, look, I'm sorry.
我处理得很糟 I've handled this badly.
肉体可以等待 Look, the physical side can wait.
你需要时间 You need time.
你会考虑吗？ Will you think about it?
我的天 Oh, my God.
肯，有人打过电话来 Ken, somebody just called!
他们说警方知道赃物 在福汉的一个车库里 They said the police know the loot is in a garage in Fulham somewhere.
我们要立即去拿它 You and I have to go get it right now.
我们要比警方先一步找出地点 You and I have to go before the police find out where it is.
- 什么？ - 没事 - What? - It's all right.
什么？ What?
乔治 George.
移走了它 Moved.
- 乔治移走了赃物？ - 对 - George moved the loot? - Yes.
肯，他移去了哪里？ Where did he move it, Ken?
我不知道，有钥匙，但不知道用来开什么 I don't know where it is. There's a key. I don't know what it's for.
是在... It's in the--
不要告诉我 你还是不要告诉我 Don't tell me. It's better that you don't tell me.
如果不是为了乔治 Oh, you know, if it wasn't for George.
奥图... Otto...
尝试吻我 tried to kiss me.
我认为他或许会 I thought he might.
什么都没有，没有痕迹 No. Nothing. No marks at all.
- 但这是保险箱钥匙吧？ - 对 - But it is a safety deposit box key? - Oh, yes.
但英国有数以百万计的保险箱 But it could be any one in England. There are millions of them.
酒店、银行、办公室...对不起 Hotels, banks, offices. Sorry.
谢谢你 Thank you.
可恶 Fuck.
警官，就是他 That's him, Inspector.
他想谋杀我的狗狗们 He's the one who tried to murder my dogs.
戴维森？ Davidson?
有位美国法律学生想和我谈谈 There's an American legal student here who wants to see me for a moment.
- 约翰爵士什么时候来？ - 十二点半 - What time's Sir John due? - Half past 12:00, sir.
进来 Come in.
- 你好 - 幸会 - Hi. - How very nice to see you.
- 我有打扰你吗？ - 当然没有 - Am I interrupting? - Absolutely not.
- 真的？ - 真的，很高兴能和你见面 - Really? - Really. Delighted to see you.
你好 Hello.
这是你的办公室？ So, this is the place, huh?
- 对 - 很不错 - This is it. - Very nice.
今早我去过法庭 实在很引人入胜 I was over at the courts this morning. Boy, it's fascinating.
- 我可以学到很多东西 - 你喜欢吗？ - Really so much to know. - You like it?
大家都戴这个，你也戴吗？ Everybody wears these. Do you wear one?
很好笑 Ridiculous.
我只有几分钟时间，抱歉 Well, I only have a few minutes before, sorry.
- 很遗憾 - 我现在洗耳恭听 - I'm sorry. - Till then I'm all yours, as they say.
我只有几个问题 I just have a couple of questions.
我对于初步刑事程序... I'm having a little problem understanding...
- 不大明白 - 好的 - preliminary criminal procedures. - Good.
什么是交付审判？ What exactly is the committal?
很有趣 Ah, interesting.
基本上是初步调查 Basically, it's a preliminary investigation...
控方提出初步证据 where the prosecution presents prima facie evidence...
证明足以向被告提出起诉 that the accused has a case to answer for trial.
书本是那样写的 That's what the books say.
例如我的朋友乔治·汤玛森 Let's just take, for example, my friend George Thomason.
- 对 - 当他被交付审判... - Right. - When he goes into his committal--
- 汤玛森？ - 对 - Thomason? - Yes.
- 乔治·汤玛森？ - 对 - George Thomason? - Yes.
你认识他吗？ Do you know him?
- 我在为他辩护 - 你在说什么？ - I'm defending him. - What are you talking about?
我是他的代表律师 I'm his barrister, his lawyer.
太好了 That's so great.
太巧了，你不觉得很巧合吗？ That's so weird. Isn't that weird?
我很高兴你帮他辩护 I'm so happy it's you that's defending him.
谢谢 Thank you.
他一定能打赢官司 He's sure to get off now.
难以置信 Wow.
- 我可以看你工作了 - 当然 - I could watch you work now. - Please.
真了不起 Amazing.
乔治会在交付审判时... Anyway, at the committal, George would then plead--
- 不认罪 - 真的？ - Not guilty. - Really?
他们的证据大部分是间接证据 Oh, you see, the evidence against him is largely circumstantial.
但是有目击证人吧？ But there was an identification, wasn't there?
但那是一个老太太，我认为他们抓错人 True, but a very elderly lady. I think they've got the wrong man.
你认为不是他做的 You don't think he did it.
只是讨论一下，假设你认为是他做的 Let's just say, for argument's sake, that you did think he did it.
比如还有对他不利的证据 If further evidence against him came to light, for example.
你会建议他认罪 You would then advise him to plead guilty...
归还珠宝以求减刑 and turn over the jewels to get his sentence cut.
他会把珠宝交给谁？给你吗？ And he would turn them over to who? To you?
- 理论上可以这样说 - 当然 - Theoretically? - Oh, of course.
这样... Well, uh--
抱歉我忘了你的名字 I'm so sorry. I've forgotten your name.
旺达 Wanda.
旺达...真的有三个... Wanda, Wanda. Well, Wanda, there were really three--
- 你不是旺达·格什维茨吧？ - 我是 - Not Wanda Gershwitz? - Yes.
我的天 Oh, my God.
- 什么事？ - 你是他的不在场证明 - What? - You're his alibi.
- 我不能和你谈 - 为什么？ - I can't talk to you. - Why not?
小姐，你是辩方证人 My dear young lady, you are a defense witness.
我要立即请你离开，对不起 I must ask you to leave immediately. I'm so sorry.
我说过什么？ What did I say?
- 和证人谈话是不合道德的 - 在美国是可以的 - It's not ethical to talk to a witness. - Everybody does it in America.
在英国是绝对禁止这样做 Well, not in England. It's strictly forbidden.
我要坚持这样 否则我要放弃这宗案件 I must insist, otherwise I may have to give up the case.
对不起，请离开？ I'm sorry. Please?
我今天不是来谈刑事程序 I didn't come here today to talk about boring criminal procedures.
你是知道的 Come on. You know.
我进来的那一刻你已经知道 You knew the minute I walked in here.
我要你 I want you.
什么？ What?
- 约翰爵士来了 - 请他进来 - SirJohn is here. - Show him in, please.
- 我想和你做爱 - 什么？ - I want you to make love with me. - Pardon?
没什么 Nothing.
- 阿奇，你会和我上床吗？ - 不会，抱歉 - Will you take me to bed, Archie? - No. Sorry.
再见，叔叔 Bye, Uncle.
他不会认罪 He's pleading not guilty...
庭审前你很安全 so you're safe until the trial.
利奇认为不是乔治做的 Leach doesn't think he did it.
肯说有一把保险箱钥匙 但只有乔治知道在哪里 Ken says there's a safe deposit box key, but only George knows where it is.
旺达，谢谢你 Thank you, Wanda.
- 你有什么发现？ - 没什么 - What have you found out? - Not a lot.
- 你知道他明天会上法庭？ - 我知道 - You realize he's in court tomorrow? - I know that!
没有发现吗？ So nothing, huh?
没有 Nix.
零 Zip.
毫无头绪 Diddly. Bupkes.
- 我鼻子太大了 - 不大 - Oh, it's too big. - No, it isn't, Portia.
- 简直是巨大 - 不大 - It is enormous. - No, it isn't.
- 妈妈，求求你 - 不行 - Please, Mother. - No, absolutely not.
我那么可怜但你却不在乎 I'm so miserable, and you just don't care.
波西娅，住口 Do shut up, Portia.
每天都有人向我埋怨 All I get all day is people complaining to me.
亲爱的 Oh, dear.
阿奇，我想你和女儿谈谈整容手术的事 Archie, I want you to speak to her about plastic surgery.
仔细听我说，我想你和波西娅谈谈 I do wish you'd listen to me. I want you to speak to Portia.
好，我早上会找她谈谈 Right. I'll have a word with her in the morning.
阿奇，晚安 Good night, Archie.
旺达，晚安 Good night, Wanda.
- 你向谁说晚安？ - 对不起 - Good night, who? - Sorry, darling.
只是明天一个破案件的老太婆 Just some stupid case I've got tomorrow with some lousy old hag.
你是莫瑞路基普林公寓的... Are you George Francis Thomason...
乔治·弗朗西斯·汤玛森吗？ of Kipling Mansions, Murray Avenue, London W9?
是 Yes, sir.
你被控持械抢劫。汤玛森先生，坐下 The charge is one of armed robbery. Sit down, Mr. Thomason.
珀西瓦尔先生，准备好将被告交付审判了吗？ Are we ready for a committal today, Mr. Percival?
准备好了，会以法例第62条提起诉讼 Yes, it will be under Section 62, Madam.
对...62 That is correct-- 62.
这是所有供词 Here are the statements, all to be fully bound, please.
汤玛森先生，站起来 Stand up, Mr. Thomason.
你会在中央刑事法庭受审 You are hereby committed to stand trial at the Central Criminal Court.
本案件有点紧急 There is some urgency about this case, Madam...
本案主要证人伊莲·科迪女士 年纪老迈... as the main witness, Mrs. Eileen Coady, is elderly...
她最近的心脏有问题 and has had serious heart difficulties recently.
本案件有可能... Is there any possibility that this case...
提早审讯吗？ might be put down for an early trial?
那是排期官的责任 That would be for the listing officer at the Old Bailey.
请带他去监狱 Take him down to the cells, please.
是 Yes, sir.
来吧 Come along, now.
你好亲爱的，气色不错 Hi, hon. How are you doing? Ooh, you look great.
我喜欢你的发型 你有时间喝咖啡吗？ I love your hair. Do you have time for a coffee?
- 不，我要走了 - 你有想过吗？ - No, I've got to go. - Have you thought about it though?
他为什么给你这个？ “比西街69号伊莲·科迪” One thing: Why did he give you this? ''Eileen Coady, 69 Basil Street''?
他让你做什么？送花给她？ What does he want you to do, send her flowers?
帮她去购物？令她快乐？ Do her shopping? Show her a good time?
干掉她？ Rub her out?
他让你干掉她？ He wants you to rub her out?
他会杀她 He's going to kill her!
走开，否则我会杀掉你 Fuck off, or I'll kill you.
讨厌的英国人！ Limey fruits!
肯，老太太会遇上意外吧？ So the old lady's going to meet with an accident, Ken?
- 有意思吗？ - 没什么 - What's so funny? - Nothing.
我觉得杀死老太太不是很好 It's just that wasting old ladies isn't nice.
总比鸡奸好 Well, it's better than buggering people.
我和你打赌一镑你杀不了她 I'll bet you a pound you don't kill her.
- 好 - 好 - All right. - All right.
我喜欢看你走路时的屁股 I love watching your ass when you walk.
很漂亮，不是吗？ Is that beautiful, or what?
不要走近他！他属于我的！ Don't go near him! He's mine!
我打赌一镑你杀不了她 A pound says you won't kill her.
- 你什么时候能处理？ - 周四不行 - When could you look at it? - Well, Thursday's hopeless.
周五我太太会去看歌剧 My wife's going to the opera Friday evening.
到时我可以来看看 周六早上我打电话给你 I could have a look at it then, call you at the office Saturday morning.
谢谢你，阿奇 I'd really appreciate that. Thanks, Archie.
我知道我们不该谈话 打电话给我吧 I know we're not allowed to talk. Give me a call.
我不能 I can't.
求求你 Please?
- 我们不能谈话 - 我们不需要谈话 - We're not allowed to speak. - We don't have to.
我需要的不止是谈话 I don't want you for your conversation.
我很想，但... I'd love to, but--
- 怎么了？ - 我周五有约会 - What happened? - Got a date Friday.
你可以不发出那种声音吗？ Look here, do you mind not making that terrible noise?
我的狗狗们要睡午觉 My dogs will be having their nap.
很棒的狗狗 Nice doggy.
奥图，你在做什么？ Otto, what are you doing?
这是佛教冥想术 能够集中你的攻击力 It's a Buddhist meditation technique. It focuses your aggression.
和尚在打仗前会这样做 The monks used to do it before they went into battle.
奥图，这是哪种佛教？ What kind of Buddhism is this, Otto?
混蛋！ Asshole!
这是早期密宗冥想...这是什么？ It's an early Tantric medita-- What is this?
为了取得资料 我要和他做朋友 In order to get information, I might have to get friendly with him.
我们终于准备好了 Well, we're ready now, at last.
- 欣赏歌剧吧 - 你的晚饭在冰箱里 - Good. Enjoy the opera, darling. - Your supper's in the fridge.
- 很好，谢谢 - 做个好孩子 - Marvelous. Thank you so much. - Be good.
你说的做朋友是什么意思？ When you say ''friendly,'' what are we talking about here?
诚挚？礼貌？支持？还是别的？ Cordial? Courteous? Supportive? What?
我不知道，看看到时怎样 I don't know. Let's just see what happens.
朋友或许包括... So, friendly might include...
能上床那种，不是吗？ actual, what, penetration, would you say?
- 你不要妒忌 - 妒忌？ - I don't need your jealousy now. -Jealousy?
- 对 - 我只是好奇 - Yes. - Hey, I'm merely curious.
我妒忌那个老头子？ Me, jealous of that fop?
- 我的奶子怎样？ - 他会摸它们吗？ - What about my tits? - Does he get to handle them?
估计会的，我也会接受的 Yes, that's my forecast. I'll stand by that.
- 用鼻子擦？ - 我认为为了两千万是值得的 - Nuzzling? - I think $20 million is worth nuzzling.
- 机会是百分之八十 - 吸吮呢？ - Eighty percent chance there. - Sucking?
- 我以为你不妒忌 - 是的，我不相信妒忌心 - I thought you weren't jealous. - I'm not. I don't believe in jealousy.
那是弱者的行为 It's for the weak.
只要你碰他的那里，他就死定了 One thing, though: touch his dick, and he's dead.
我早就叫你爸爸去修车 I told your father to get the car serviced.
- 那么我们不去看歌剧了？ - 住口，波西娅 - Aren't we going, then? - Do shut up, Portia.
快点 Hurry up.
你会看不起我吗？ Do you despise me?
不，我不会的 No, that's not a word that leaps to mind.
我可以留下来吗？ Can I stay, then?
当然可以 Of course. Look.
- 旺达... - 我知道 - Wanda-- - I know.
你太太回来了 Your wife's coming back.
不是她，她不会这么快回来 No, it's not her. She'll be gone for hours.
是关于我向你说过的话 It's about what I said to you.
我们是可以交谈的 It is all right for us to speak.
- 是吗？ - 只要我们不讨论案件 - It is? - Provided we don't discuss the case.
好的 Oh, fine.
但如果有人看见我们交谈... It's just that if anyone saw us talking--
他们不会 But they won't.
抱歉我那么傲慢 Sorry if I seem pompous.
阿奇，你是最棒的 Oh, you're the best, Archie.
等一下，我很口渴 Not yet. I'm thirsty.
你要喝什么？ What shall I get you?
威士忌 Whiskey.
你是我这一生... You are the sexiest, most beautiful girl...
所见过最性感... I have ever seen...
最美丽的女子 in my entire life.
去拿酒吧 Get me my drink.
那么... So...
如果乔治决定改变他的陈述... if George decides to change his plea...
他会告诉你赃物在哪里吧？ he'd tell you where the loot is first, wouldn't he?
我们不能讨论审讯，知道吗？ Darling, we mustn't talk about the trial, okay?
我知道 我只是在说理论上是那样 I know. I just meant theoretically.
吻我那里 Kiss me there.
理论上 Oh, theoretically.
如果被告想改为认罪... Well, if the defendant wants to change his plea...
根据他向代表律师的指示... in his instructions to his legal representative...
正常程序... the normal procedure--
- 什么事？ - 阿奇，很棒 - What's the matter? - It's wonderful, Archie.
- 什么事？ - 你令我欲火焚身 - What's the matter? - You're getting me so hot.
- 对不起 - 我要喝些饮料 - Sorry. - I need something to drink.
一些凉的饮料，冰箱里的 Something cold, maybe in the fridge?
- 香槟？ - 我最喜欢香槟了 - Champagne? - My favorite.
别走开 Don't go away.
- 你在这里做什么？ - 放松 - What are you doing here? - Relax.
- 滚开 - 我听到呻吟声，我很担心 - Get the fuck out of here. - I heard moaning. I was worried.
我在假装，笨蛋 I was faking it, you stupid jerk.
不要再叫我笨蛋，我没有妒忌 Don't ever call me stupid, and I'm not jealous.
- 那就离开 - 好 - Then leave. - Okay.
房子很棒 It's a nice place.
不要碰他那里 Don't touch his dick.
他的太太 His wife.
现在去睡觉吧 Now, for goodness' sake, get off to bed.
该死，没有冰块了 Oh, God, there isn't any ice.
香槟 Champagne.
什么事？ What's the matter?
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
香槟，欢迎你回家 Champagne, dear, to welcome you home.
让我倒一杯给你 Let me pour you a glass.
那是谁的汽车？ Whose is the car?
- 汽车？ - 在车道上那一辆 - The car? - Blocking the drive.
你回来了，看到你真高兴 There you are, dear. Cheers. Nice to see you.
歌剧怎样？提早结束吗？ How was the opera? Finished early?
那是谁的汽车？ Whose car is it?
是我的，很漂亮吧？ Mine. It's a beauty, isn't it?
阿奇，我把酒放在哪里了？ Where did I leave my drink, Archie?
这是谁？ Who is this?
- 你不知道吗？ - 利奇太太，你好吗？ - Don't you know? - How do you do, Mrs. Leach?
我是哈维·曼弗雷丁·圣约翰 I'm Harvey Manfredin St.John.
- 我隶属中央情报局 - 中央情报局？ - I'm with the C.I.A. - C.I.A.?
对，太太 That's correct, ma'am.
在用你们美丽的厕所前 I was just telling your husband here...
我告诉你的丈夫... before I had to go to your beautiful bathroom...
我们在附近的房子里 we've got a high-ranking K.G.B. defector...
有一位克格勃叛逃者 in a safe house near here.
我们正在向他盘问 We're debriefing him as of now...
我们在检查... and we're just checking...
附近所有房屋 all the houses in the neighborhood.
- 检查什么？ - 克格勃 - For what? - For K.G.B.
- 有危险吗？ - 没有 - Is there any danger? - No, no.
现在没有 Not now.
我们... We--
我们只是想通知大家 We just want to keep everyone informed.
阿奇，谢谢你的酒 So, Archie, thanks for the drink.
抱歉打扰你们，我要离开了 Sorry to have troubled you, folks. I'll see myself out.
- 通知大家？ - 太太，不用担心 - Keep everyone informed? - So there's no panic, ma'am.
- 但这不是机密吗？ - 非常机密 - But isn't it a secret? - You have no idea how secret.
那你为什么告诉大家？ Why are you telling everyone?
这是烟幕？ It's a smoke screen?
- 什么？ - 虚张声势 - What? - Double bluff.
你不知道情报工作是怎样 You obviously don't know anything about intelligence work, lady.
这是XK红色27号技术 It's an XK Red 27 technique.
我父亲是情报人员，圣约翰先生 My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredin St.John.
我很清楚当你在盘问一个克格勃叛逃者时... I know perfectly well that you don't keep the general public informed...
你们是不会通知公众的 when you are debriefing K.G.B. defectors in a safe house.
是吗？ You don't, huh?
除非你是疯了或笨得不可救药 Not unless you're congenitally insane or irretrievably stupid.
- 不要说我笨 - 为什么？ - Don't call me stupid. - Why on earth not?
你们英国人觉得自己很优越吧？ You English are so superior, aren't you?
你知不知道如没有美国保护你们... Would you like to know where you'd be without us...
你们会变成怎样吗？ the old U.S. of A., to protect you?
你们只会成为俄罗斯帝国的一个小省罢了！ The smallest fucking province in the Russian empire, that's what!
女士，不要说我笨，你只需感谢我 So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me.
谢谢你进来保护我们 Well, thank you for popping in and protecting us.
如果不是我们，你们现在说的就是德语 If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German!
那是我的哥哥帮我掩护 That's my brother covering for me.
摆脱你太太，去拿我的项链 Get rid of your wife and get my necklace.
对，我会想办法摆脱她 Necklace, right. I'll think of something to get rid of her.
- 你在和谁说话？ - 我自己 - Who are you talking to? - Myself, darling.
- 那叫声是怎么回事？ - 我朋友的哥哥 - Who was that shouting? - The brother of a friend of mine.
- 阿奇，究竟是谁？ - 我不知道 - Archie, who on earth? - I don't know.
真有趣，他按门铃，我打开门 Extraordinary. He rang the bell, I opened the door.
- 我要喝酒 - 我们去酒吧 - I need a drink. - Let's go to the pub.
- 什么？ - 我们去酒吧 - What? - Let's go to the pub.
- 波西娅，你想来吗？ - 我们有15年没去过酒吧了 - Would you like to come, Portia? - We haven't been there in 15 years.
现在应该让波西娅见识一下 It would be nice for Portia to see it now.
阿奇，你不是认真的吧？ Honestly, Archie.
- 你究竟怎么了？ - 我以为画要掉下来 - What on earth is the matter? - I thought the picture was falling.
- 冷静点好吗？ - 现在安全了 - Will you pull yourself together? - It's all right. It's secure now.
这是什么？ What's this?
谢谢，波西娅。一起来吗？ Thanks, Portia. Well done. Coming with us?
- 那是什么？ - 项链 - What was that? - A kind of necklace.
- 怎么回事？ - 没什么，我们走吧 - What's going on? - Nothing, dear. Let's go.
- 我可以看看吗？ - 什么？ - Can I see that? - What?
你手里的 In your hand.
另一只手 Your other hand.
- 波西娅，去你的房间 - 我们还去酒吧吗？ - Portia, go to your room. - Are we going to the pub?
我可以解释 我在办公室遗留了一些文件 I can explain. I left some papers at the office.
他们派了一个新女职员来 Now! And they sent a new girl up.
- 阿奇 - 真的，她是加拿大人 - Oh, Archie. - Really, she's Canadian.
- 她说今天是她的生日 - 很漂亮，谢谢你 - She mentioned it was her birthday. - It's lovely. Thank you.
还刻着字母W It's even got a ''W'' for Wendy.
我很高兴你喜欢 Oh, I'm so glad you like it, darling.
这是你送给我最漂亮的礼物 It's the most beautiful thing you've ever given me.
这不像你 This isn't like you.
- 你疯了吗？ - 我救了你一命 - Are you fucking crazy? - Hey, I saved your ass.
我差点套出他的话，混蛋！ I had him right where I wanted him, you asshole!
奥图，我只有一项任务给你 I give you one fucking thing to do, Otto.
开车带我来这里就行了。闭嘴 You're supposed to drive me here. Shut up!
放松 Oh, relax.
等一下，找你的 Hold on. It's for you.
现在不行 Not at the moment, no.
我不确定我什么时候拿到 Yes, I'm not quite sure when I'll be able to get hold of that.
好，谢谢你。对，尽快 Yes, I do appreciate that. Yes, as soon as possible.
那样很好 Well, that would be very nice, obviously.
我们很快又会再见吧？ So see you soon, I hope?
再见，弗兰克 Bye, Frank.
麦琪，放松 Easy, Maggie.
冷静下来 Calm down.
冷静下来 Easy, girl. Easy.
过来 Come here.
麦琪，闻闻这个 Smell, Maggie, smell.
现在 Now.
杀！ Kill!
我们现在把它入土为安 We therefore commit its body to the ground...
尘归尘 earth to earth, ashes to ashes...
土归土 dust to dust...
希望它会复生 in sure and certain hope of the resurrection...
找到永生 to eternal life.
亲爱的，发生了什么事？ Hello, honey. What happened?
- 没什么 - 那是什么？ - Nothing. - What's that?
- 不是那个老太太吧 - 还没有 - Not Granny? - Not yet.
那么是谁死了？ Who's it for, then?
一条鱼？一个法国人？电话接线员？ A fish? A Frenchman? A phone operator.
- 是朋友 - 四脚朋友？ - Friend. - A four-legged one?
- 我妹妹在哪里？ - 她在... - Where's my sister? - She's in the--
- 谢谢 - 卫生间 - Thank you. - Lavatory.
- 有什么事？ - 什么？没什么 - Anything? - What? No.
- 你为什么在这里？ - 我在这里因为我很无聊 - Why are you here? - I'm here because I'm bored.
在这个讨厌的城市闲逛闷死了 Bored wandering around this God-awful city...
移开乔治的丑陋照片... shoving George's ugly pic--
和一些低层次的英国人谈话 talking to a lot of snotty, stuck-up, intellectually inferior British faggots.
他们很不安 Jesus, they're uptight.
他们在壮年时肌肉就僵硬 They get rigor mortis in the prime of life in this country.
他们就那样呆站着 Standing there with their hair clenched.
私密信件 致旺达·格什维茨女士
等着一周的结束 Counting the seconds till the week ends...
那样他们就能打扮得像芭蕾演员一样 so they can all dress up like ballerinas and...
4点钟在公寓里狂欢 whip themselves into a frenzy at the flat at 4.
4点钟在公寓见，地址： 圣特雷弗码头2B 爱你的 阿奇
“2B，圣...” ''2B, St.--''
老实说... To be honest...
我讨厌他们 I hate them.
佯装他们是律师... I mean, pretending they're so fucking lawyer--
自以为很优越... so fucking superior...
操着一口假口音 with those phony accents.
肯，我不是说你，你的声音很漂亮 Not you, Ken. You've got a beautiful speaking voice.
当你没有口吃时 When it works.
混蛋！ Son of a bitch!
你想吃午饭吗？ So, wanna have some lunch?
- 他有联络你吗？ - 谁？ - Have you heard from him? - Who?
- 阿奇 - 没有，我要染头发 - Archie. - No, I have to finish my hair!
没有？我走了。你不打算见他吗？ Nothing? I'm out of here! No plans to see him?
再见 Okay. Bye, bro!
旺达，再见 Bye, Wanda!
对不起 Oh, sorry.
- 什么？ - 那条项链不是卖的 - What? - It wasn't theirs to sell.
一位老太太交给他们刻字，她快八十也快死了 An old lady gave it to them to engrave. She's about 80 and dying.
项链对她有纪念价值 它被误放在展示柜里 It's of great sentimental value. Somebody put it in the display cabinet.
- 那是他们的问题 - 不可以那样说 - That's their problem. - Not really.
- 你付钱买的 - 他们承认错误 - You paid for it. - They do accept their mistake.
想用这个代替，价值是那个的三倍 They're offering you this to replace it. It's three times as valuable.
这是你给我的礼物之中最棒的 This is the nicest thing you've ever given me, which I absolutely love.
现在你想我交还它，还用这样俗不可耐的东西代替 Now you want me to give it back and replace it with something vulgar.
- 我也不想你交还它 - 那就不还 - I don't want you to give it back. - Well, they can't have it.
- 温蒂！ - 不还！ - Wendy! -No!
告诉他们我不还 Tell them they can't have it.
你他妈的是律师！ You're the bloody barrister!
阿奇，很漂亮 Oh, Archie, it's beautiful.
很漂亮 It's just beautiful.
我的天！你看！ Oh, my God! Look!
阿奇，风景真漂亮 Oh, Archie, it's beautiful.
很棒吧？ Isn't it wonderful?
- 房子是谁的？ - 一位同事的 - Whose is it? - Belongs to someone at the chambers.
他家人呢？ And where are they?
去了香港几个星期 Hong Kong. Gone for weeks.
很不错的毯子 Nice rug, Archie.
可以吗？ May I?
- 你在做什么？ - 我在跳波尔卡舞 - What are you doing? - The polka, I think.
你令我感到很自由 You make me feel free.
自由？ Free?
你知道身为英国人是怎样的吗？ Do you have any idea what it's like being English?
循规蹈矩，死气沉沉 Being so correct all the time? Being so stifled...
害怕做错事 by this dread of doing the wrong thing?
问人“你是否已婚？” Of saying to someone, ''Are you married?''
怎料对方说 “太太今早离开了我” and hearing, ''My wife left me this morning''?
或问人“你有没有孩子？” Or saying, ''Do you have children?'' And being told...
对方却说“他们在星期三都被烧死了” ''They all burned to death on Wednesday.''
旺达，你可以看到... You see, Wanda, we're all...
我们都害怕尴尬 terrified of embarrassment.
所以我们... That's why we're so...
都那么死寂 dead.
我大部分朋友都很沉闷 就像和死尸共膳一样 Most of my friends are dead. We have these piles of corpses to dinner.
但你充满生气，我也想那样 But you're alive, God bless you, and I want to be.
我厌倦所有事情 I'm so fed up with all this.
我想和你做爱 I want to make love with you.
我是个好情人 I'm a good lover. At least...
至少我在十四世纪时是 I used to be, back in the early 14th century.
我们上床吧 Can we go to bed?
好 Yeah.
等一下，小心你的头 Hang on. Mind your head.
我认为我爱你 Oh, I think I love you.
- 我可以问你一个问题吗？ - 什么都可以 - Can I ask you a question? - Anything.
我的项链在哪里？ Where's my locket?
- 我拿不到 - 什么？ - I couldn't get it. - What?
温蒂不肯交还它 我买了这个给你 Wendy wouldn't give it back. Look, I got you this instead.
- 你喜欢吗？ - 不喜欢 - Like it? - No, Archie.
我要拿回我的项链 I have to have mine.
为什么？ Why?
我母亲临死前... My mother gave it to me...
给我的 on her deathbed.
对不起 I'm sorry. All right, darling.
- 我会拿回给你 - 你保证吗？ - I'll get it for you. - You promise?
我会想办法 I'll think of something.
跟不完全信任的人上床 Sex is very difficult for me...
对我来说是很困难的 with somebody that I don't trust completely.
我保证取回项链 I promise I'll get it, okay?
阿奇，我爱你 I love you, Archie!
我对你一见钟情 I've loved you ever since the first second I saw you.
- 什么声音？ - 什么？ - What was that? - What?
不是你哥哥带你来这的吧？ Your brother didn't bring you here this time, did he?
- 不是 - 他不知道？ - No. - He has no idea?
- 他完全不知道 He doesn't have a clue.
- 什么？ What?
- 他很笨 - 真的？ - He is so dumb. - Really?
他以为林肯住在葛底斯堡 He thought the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.
他讲的中央情报局的谎话真是差劲 All those terrible lies he told about the CIA.
很尴尬 So painful.
当他听到你女儿叫波西娅... And when he heard your daughter's name was Portia...
他问为什么用汽车名字命名 he said, ''Why did they name her after a car?''
我喜欢你笑的样子 I love the way you laugh.
我爱你，你很有趣 I love you. You're funny.
怎么这样聪明的女孩的哥哥 会这么... How come a girl as bright as you could have a brother who's so--
不要说我笨 Don't call me stupid.
我的天！ Jesus Christ!
- 来吧！ - 很痛 - Come on! - Ouch!
来吧！ Come on!
我稍后收拾你 I'll deal with you later.
你对她做了什么？ What have you done with her?
她没事 She's all right.
道歉吧 Now, apologize.
- 什么？ - 道歉 - What? - Apologize.
你精神错乱吗？ Are you totally deranged?
你这个自大狂妄 You pompous, stuck-up...
不可一世的英国... snot-nosed, English...
笨蛋... giant, twerp...
不知廉耻的混蛋 scumbag, fuck face, dick-head, asshole!
真有趣 How very interesting.
你真的俗不可耐，不是吗？ You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
是你俗不可耐，道歉吧 You're the vulgarian, you fuck! Now, apologize!
我向你道歉？ Me to you?
道歉 Apologize.
好，我道歉 All right, I apologize.
- 你真的感到内疚吗？ - 我真的感到抱歉 - You're really sorry? - I'm really, really sorry.
我诚心地道歉 I apologize unreservedly.
- 你真的收回刚才的说话？ - 对 - You take it back? - I do. I offer...
我完全收回我的说话 a complete and utter retraction.
刚才的毁谤毫无根据... The imputation was totally without basis in fact...
那不是正确的评判 而且动机是... and was in no way fair comment and was motivated...
敌意，如果我的言语... purely by malice, and I deeply regret...
为你和你家人带来不安，我深感歉意 any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family.
我承诺将来不会... And I hereby undertake not to repeat...
再重复任何这样的行为 any such slander at any time in the future.
好 Okay.
你说你爱他 You said you loved him!
对，你要做选择题了 That's right! Now, here's a multiple choice question for you.
A：旺达在说谎 A: Wanda was lying.
B：旺达说的是真话 B: Wanda was telling the truth!
你会选哪一个？ Which one are you gonna pick?
第一个是什么？ 你说不打算见他 What was the first one? You told me you were not planning to see him.
因为我知道你会坏事 Because I knew you'd come along and fuck it up!
我在处理很敏感的事情 I was dealing with something delicate.
我在向一个重要的人下手 I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us--
他会告诉我赃物在哪里... who's going to tell me where the loot is...
他们或许会来拘捕你 你却像... and if they're gonna come and arrest you-- and you come loping in...
没穿护身衣的兰博般闯进来 把他吊在五层楼的窗外 like Rambo without a jockstrap and dangle him out a fifth-floor window.
那样很聪明吗？ Now, was that smart?
- 好 - 很糟吗？ - Okay. - Was it shrewd?
那是很棒还是很笨的策略？ Was it good tactics or was it stupid?
不要说我笨 Don't call me stupid.
说你笨简直就是侮辱笨蛋 Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
我见过比你聪明的羊 I've known sheep that could outwit you.
我穿过智商比你高的裙子 I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
但你自以为是学者吧？猿猴 But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
猿猴不会看哲学书的 Apes don't read philosophy.
它们会看，只是不明白 Yes, they do. They just don't understand it.
让我向你解释几样事情，好吗？ Now, let me correct you on a couple things, okay?
亚里士多德不是比利时人 Aristotle was not Belgian.
佛教的主旨不是自私 The central message of Buddhism is not ''Every man for himself.''
伦敦地铁不是政治运动 And the London Underground is not a political movement.
那些全是错的 我查过的 Those are all mistakes. I looked 'em up.
你刚袭击了... Now, you have just assaulted...
能够令你不用坐牢而且致富的人 the one man who can keep you out of jail and make you rich.
你会怎样做？ So what are you gonna do about it?
学者会怎样做？ What would an intellectual do?
柏拉图会怎样做？ What would Plato do?
- 道歉 - 什么？ - Apologize. - Pardon me?
什么？ What?
- 道歉！ - 对！ - Apologize! - Right!
对不起 I'm sorry.
不是向我道歉，向阿奇道歉 No. Not to me, to Archie.
诚心地道歉，否则我们死定了 And make it good or we're dead.
我非常... I'm so very, very--
你去见鬼吧！ Fuck you!
我非常... I'm very, very sss--
非常... Very, very--
小偷先生，你好，你去哪里？ Hello, Mr. Burglar. Going somewhere?
你以为你可以抢劫利奇先生？ 我会教训你 Thought you could rob Mr. Leach, eh? Well, I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
他是我很好的朋友 He just happens to be a very good friend of mine...
当他发现你将被我抓去警察局时... and he's going to be very pleased with me when he finds you...
他会很高兴 all tied up and ready for the police.
不要叫我奥图，我是... And don't call me Otto. To you, I am Mr.--
我的天！ Oh, my God!
对不起 I'm sorry.
我真的很抱歉 Please. I'm sorry.
我不知道是你 I didn't know it was you.
我怎会知道是你？ How could I know it was you?
我怎会猜到是你？ I mean, how could you expect me to guess?
笨蛋，你在做什么？ You stupid jerk. What the fuck are you doing...
抢劫自己的房子？ robbing your own house?
混蛋！ You asshole!
你这个愚蠢自大的英国人 You stupid, stiff, pompous, English--
对不起 I'm sorry.
我的天！ God almighty!
怎会这样！ Bloody hell!
亲爱的！ Darling!
你有没有受伤？ Are you hurt?
跟我说话，你有没有受伤？ Speak to me. Are you hurt?
你不能说话吗？ Can't you speak?
发生了什么事？ What has happened?
阿奇，我们被抢劫了 Archie, we've been burgled.
- 不！ - 你有没有受伤？ - Oh, no! - Well, are you hurt?
我没事，只是有少许头痛 No, I'm fine. Bit of a headache.
我进来后有人打我的头 并把我绑起来 I came in here. Somebody hit me, tied me up with a--
我的天，这么晚了？ My God, is that the time?
什么事？ What?
- 我不知道原来这么晚了 - 什么？ - I didn't realize it was quite so late. - What?
- 我要出席会议 - 会议？ - I'm late for a conference. - A conference?
- 你刚被人袭击 - 我没事，我要走了 - You've just been attacked! - It's nothing. I must fly. Sorry.
我回来后帮你收拾房子 波西娅，你好 I'll help you tidy up when I get back. Hello, Portia.
发生了什么事？ What's happened?
你父亲终于疯了 Your father has finally gone completely mental.
谢谢你 Thank you so much.
- 要香槟吗？ - 好 - Champagne? - Okay.
为我们干杯 To us.
我回家后，你猜是谁... Well, I went back to the house and guess who--
我们做爱吧 Let's make love.
如果你坚持要的话，好吧 Well, if you absolutely insist.
- 不 - 什么？ - No. - What?
在毯子上 Here on the rug.
我很快回来，你先脱衣服 I'll be right back. Get undressed.
有何不可？ Why not?
当然可以 Why not indeed.
- 然后... - 怎样？ - Afterwards-- - Yeah?
我们一起去南美洲 Let's go to South America.
- 什么？ - 我们一起去南美洲 - What? - Let's fly to South America.
为什么要去南美洲？ Why South America?
那么冰岛吧 Okay, Iceland.
你究竟想要什么？ What do you really want out of life?
我不知道 I don't know.
我为什么那么喜欢你？ Why do I like you so much?
你会说意大利语吗？ Do you speak Italian?
我是意大利人 I am Italian!
但意大利语很难听 But it's such an ugly language.
俄语怎样？ How about Russian?
- 你有钱吗？ - 我没钱的 - Are you rich? - No, I'm afraid not.
- 房子呢？ - 是属于温蒂的，她很有钱 - What about the house? - That's Wendy's. She's the rich one.
- 你在做什么？ - 我或许会问你相同的问题 - What the hell are you doing? - I might ask you the same question.
你是谁？ Who are you?
- 什么？ - 穿回衣服 - What? - Get your clothes on.
- 请你立即离开好吗？ - 什么？ - Will you leave immediately, please? - What?
你来错地方了 You're in the wrong flat.
这个公寓属于帕特里克·巴佛 This flat belongs to Patrick Balfour.
他去了香港，他借钥匙给我 请你离开！ He's in Hong Kong. He lent me the key. Now, get out!
但我们上周从管理员那租下这里 But we leased it from the agents last weekend.
显然事情有了变化 Yes, well, obviously that changes things a bit.
你不是阿奇·利奇吗？ Aren't you Archie Leach?
什么？ What?
你买下了我们在利森顿花园的房子 You bought our house in Lissendon Gardens.
黑泽尔和伊恩·约翰逊 Hazel and Ian Johnson.
真巧 What a coincidence!
幸会 How nice to see you.
- 找谁？ - 旺达，是阿奇 - Hello? - Wanda, it's Archie. Listen.
我不能再见你，我们完了，对不起 I can't see you anymore. I've got to end it. I'm sorry.
什么？ What?
对不起 I'm sorry.
- 好吧 - 不要 - Okay. - Oh, no. Please.
- 我想道歉 - 我和她已经分手了，好吗？ - Look, I want to apologize. - I just finished it, all right?
等一下，你去哪里？ Okay, just-- Wait. Where are you going?
我们分手了，你不要再烦我 I just ended it, for Christ's sake! Will you leave me alone?
- 我们分手了，好吗？ - 等一下 - I've just ended it, all right? - Wait!
- 我只是想道歉 - 我和她结束了 - I just want to say I'm sorry. - It's all over!
- 我的天，救我 - 你冷静下来好吗？ -Jesus Christ! Someone help me! - Will you calm down?
求你相信我，不要再打我 Please, believe me. Don't beat me up again.
我今天过得很糟糕 I've had a terrible day.
- 你住口好吗？ - 天！不要杀我 - Will you shut up? -Jesus Christ! Don't kill me, please.
住口 Shut up then. Okay.
我只是想为了... Look, I just wanna apologize...
我把你吊出窗户的事向你道歉 sincerely for when I dangled you out the window.
我真的很...我不应该那样做 I'm really, really-- Well, it was not a nice thing to do.
然后我在那里袭击你 我真的很... And then when I attacked you in there, well, I'm really--
我怎么知道你想抢劫自己的家？ How could I know you were trying to rob your own house?
- 你只是想帮忙 - 是，谢谢 - I was just trying to help. - Yes. Thanks.
- 我想你相信我 - 那是我的错 - I wanted you to trust me. - Please, it was my fault.
- 你说得对 - 对 - That's true. - Yeah.
关于我的妹妹 Now, about my sister.
她很性感 She's a very sexy girl.
我明白你想和她发展 I understand you wanting to play around with her.
那没关系，我是错的 It's okay. I was wrong.
我不该妒忌，你去追求她吧 I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead.
和她上床吧 Pork away, pal. Fuck her blue.
阿奇，我喜欢你，我只是想帮忙 I like you, Archie. I just wanna help.
天！ Oh, God!
我成功了 I did it.
我成功了！ I did it! Lovely!
难以置信 Unbe-fucking-lieveable!
汤玛森！ Thomason!
你做的很好，伙计 You've done well, my son.
计划是这样的 Now, here's the plan.
你去买四张今晚去里约热内卢的头等机票 You get four tickets this evening for Rio, first class.
然后... Then--
对，四张，稍后再摆脱奥图 Yeah, four. We get rid of Otto later.
然后回来公寓收拾行李，接上我 Then, back to the flat. Pack, collect me.
然后去凯思卡特酒店取珠宝 Then to the Cathcart Towers Hotel to pick up the jewels.
难以置信 Unbe-fucking-lievable!
很刺激，难以置信 Oh, it's so exciting. I can't believe it.
他很安全 He's safe.
我快迟到了 Oh, I'm going to be late for court.
有人吗？奥图，你好 Hello? Oh, hello, Otto.
她刚离开了 No, she just left.
奥图，你欠我... And, Otto, you owe me a--
什么？ What?
你欠我一镑 You owe me a pound.
老太太不会死了吧？ Not Granny?
死于意外 Met with an accident.
- 胡说！你在说谎！ - 快点 - Bullshit! You're lying! - Come on.
真死了？ Dead?
心脏病发作 Heart attack.
我不相信 I don't believe this.
乔治今天下午就能出来了 George'll be out this afternoon.
我们会去希思罗机场取赃物 然后... We'll all go out to Heathrow, collect the loot, and then--
全部都是... All thanks...
我的功劳 to me.
肯，赃物在机场吗？ So, the loot's at the airport, is it, Ken?
你要干嘛？ What's happening?
肯... Well, Ken...
我在吃薯条时要问你一些问题 I'm going to ask you some questions while I eat my chips.
第一题，哪位哲学家... First, who is the philosopher...
在他的著作《查拉图斯特拉如是说》中 who developed the concept of the ''superman''...
提出“超人”的概念？ in Also sprach Zarathustra?
不知道？ No?
我要把薯条塞进你鼻子 That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid.
是弗里德里希·尼采，下一个问题 Friedrich Nietzsche. Next.
尼采在哪一本书中... In which book did Nietzsche claim...
提出所有高级文化都是基于残酷？ that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty?
你在思考还是又口吃？ Are you thinking, or are you in mid-stutter?
你是疯子 You're mad.
《善恶的彼岸》 Beyond Good and Evil.
看来只能问你一个简单的问题 I guess I'll have to ask you an easy one, huh?
好... Okay, um--
让我想想 Let me think.
钻石在哪里？我给你一个线索 Where are the diamonds? I'll give you a clue.
在机场某个地方 Somewhere around the airport.
- 我不... - 不用急，还有很多时间 - I'm n-- - No hassle. There's plenty of time.
我会吃着薯条，直到你告诉我 I'll just sit here and eat my chips until you tell me.
英国对美食界的贡献就是薯条 The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.
为了更有意思，英国人通常... What do the English usually eat with chips...
会用什么跟薯条一起吃？ to make them more interesting?
等一下 Wait a moment!
是鱼吧？ It's fish, isn't it?
宝贝，进我肚子吧 Here, boy. Down the hatch.
很好吃 Delicious.
你... You b--
最好吃绿色的？ Better eat the green one? Okay.
这个叫什么名字？ What's this one's name?
肯定不是旺达 Well, not Wanda, anyway.
我叫她"午饭" I'm going to call her Lunch.
午饭，你好 Hello, Lunch.
绿色的不好吃NAvoid the green ones.
它们还没熟透 They're not ripe yet.
法医在庭上发表证据时... Now, you were in court, were you not, Inspector...
你在法庭上吗？ when the forensic evidence was read?
- 是 - 事实上... - Yes, sir. - And the fact that...
汤玛森先生在之前的一个周末 安装窗户... Mr. Thomason was installing windows the previous weekend...
会导致 玻璃碎片... would account, would it not...
掉在他的裤子上吗？ for the presence of small particles of glass on his trousers?
警官，你不用急着回答 No hurry, Inspector. Please do take your time.
我差不多 饱了 I'm almost full.
- 差不多 - 住手！ - Almost. - Stop!
不要 Please, don't.
旺达，进食时间 Come on, Wanda. Gullet time.
机场附近的酒店名字是什么？ What are the names of those hotels that are right by the airport?
喜来登？波斯特？凯思卡特？ What are they? The Airway Sheraton, The Post House, The Cathcart Towers--
凯思卡特酒店？ The Cathcart Towers? Yes?
- 对 - 在保险箱里？ - Yes. - In a safe deposit box?
是 Yes.
- 什么？ - 钥匙在哪里？ - What? - Where's the key?
在鱼缸里 It's in the tank.
哪里？ Where?
- 在... - 珠宝箱里！ - In the t-- - Treasure chest!
哪里？ Where?
你... You m-m--
谋杀 murdering--
我会杀死你 I'll kill you!
抱歉，肯，你的答案是错的 Sorry, Ken, but your answer was incorrect.
你真的认为它在里面吗？ Still, you really did think it was in there, didn't you?
什么？ What?
找谁？ Hello?
- 我知道钻石在哪里 - 在哪里？ - I know where the diamonds are. - Where?
钥匙在哪里？ Where's the key?
我有钥匙 I've got it.
你最快什么时候能到达乔治的寓所？ How soon can you get to George's apartment?
你是住在伦敦莫瑞路... You are Wanda Gershwitz of Kipling Mansions...
基普林公寓的旺达·格什维茨吗？ Murray Road, London, West Nine?
- 是 - 请你告诉法庭... - Yes. - Will you tell the court, please...
你怎样认识被告的？ how do you know the defendant?
我们有两年亲密关系 We've had a relationship for two years.
亲密关系？ Relationship?
我们是恋人 We're lovers, your lord.
小姐，在今年三月四日早上 Miss Gershwitz, on the fourth of March of this year...
你在哪里？ in the morning, where were you?
我在莫瑞路的公寓里 I was at the apartment at Murray Road.
你独自一人 还是有别的人在场？ And were you by yourself or was there anyone else present?
还有别人 No, somebody else was there.
- 是谁？ - 我的哥哥 - Who was that? - My brother.
你的... And did your--
你的哥哥？ Your brother?
我的哥哥 My brother.
是 Yes.
而你... And--
你确定那是你的哥哥？ Are you quite sure it was your brother?
利奇先生，我确定格什维茨小姐可以认得她的哥哥 Mr. Leach, I'm sure Miss Gershwitz can recognize her brother.
她认识了他一辈子 She's had a relationship with him all her life.
是，法官 Much obliged, my lord.
那个早上还有别的人在场吗？ Was there anyone else present that morning?
- 有，乔治也在场 - 谢谢你 - Yes, George was there. - Thank you.
- 但他在6点55分就离开了 - 旺达... - But he left about five to 7:00. - Wanda.
我想知道... I wonder--
利奇先生，什么事？ Yes, Mr. Leach?
我想知道... I Wendy-- I Wanda-- I wonder--
你说6点55分 When you say five to 7:00, Miss Gershwitz...
你为什么那么肯定？ how can you be so sure?
我当时看过时钟，我对自己说... Oh, I looked at the clock, 'cause I was saying to myself...
"他在6点55分带着锯短的枪会去哪里？" ''Where could he be going at five to 7:00 with that sawed-off shotgun?''
亲爱的！ Darling!
- 利奇先生，“亲爱的”？ - 什么，甜心？ - Mr. Leach. ''Darling''? - Yes, dear?
你这个婊子 You bitch! You fucking bitch!
制止他 Restrain that man.
- 制止这个人 - 混蛋！过来 - Restrain this man. - Come here, you bastard!
退庭，我现在宣布休庭 Clear the court. I'm adjourning this matter for now.
- 带犯人离开 - 退庭！ - Take the prisoner below. - Clear the court!
法警，拘捕那个人 Officers, arrest that man!
退庭 Clear the court!
可恶 Bloody hell!
他是我丈夫，受伤了 It's my husband. He's been hit.
你来了？很好，我有点撞伤 You made it. Good. Bit of a knock, I'm afraid.
我从没受过这样的羞辱 I have never been so humiliated in my life.
我们的婚姻完蛋了 You can stick this marriage right in your bottom.
法庭上见 I'll see you in court.
好吧 Yes.
就是这样 Well, that's it, then.
- 什么事？ - 我们要谈谈 - What? - We've got to talk.
你叫这些笨蛋滚开 You tell those pigs to fuck off!
滚开 Fuck off, pigs.
你们听到我说什么吗？滚开 Did you hear what I said? Fuck off.
- 乔治，她怎样了？ - 你怎么了？ - What's she up to, George? - What are you up to?
你叫她“亲爱的”和“旺达” You called her darling and Wanda.
我在帮她正确地说出证据 I've been helping her get her evidence straight.
- 一时冲口而出 - 你一直在教她？ - It slipped out. - You've been coaching her?
你认为怎样？我们只有十分钟 What do you think? Look, we've got ten minutes.
他们会判你有罪吧？ They're gonna find you guilty, right?
如果你现在认罪 告诉他们赃物在哪 If you plead guilty now, tell them where the loot is...
你或许只用判八年牢 五年半就能出狱 you may get away with eight years, out in five-and-a-half.
如果我供出奥图和旺达又怎样？ What if I tell them about Otto and Wanda?
- 他们都有份？ - 是 - They both did it? - Yeah.
很好，或许只判六年牢 四年就能出狱 Great. All right. Maybe six years, out in four.
钻石在哪里？ So where are the diamonds?
- 巴特勒在哪里？ - 他在楼上 - Where's Bartlett? - Upstairs trying to calm things down.
钻石在哪里？ So, where are they?
告诉巴特勒，肯知道在哪里 Tell Bartlett Ken knows where they are.
如果你直接告诉我会方便一点 It'd be a lot quicker if you told me.
我会告诉巴特勒，肯在哪里？ Okay, I'll tell Bartlett. Where's Ken?
他在公寓里 He's at the flat.
谢谢你的帮忙，我很快出来 Thank you for all your help. I'll be right out.
出租车！可恶 Taxi! Please! Shit.
- 来吧 - 什么？ - Come on. - What?
- 我们走吧 - 去哪里？ - Let's go. - Where?
- 布宜诺斯艾利斯 - 什么？ - Buenos Aires. - What?
我们先去乔治的公寓，上车 We're going to George's flat first. Get in.
- 你有护照吗？ - 有 - Got your passport? - Yeah.
在我的手提包 看看我的护照在不在 Check the briefcase for mine.
趴下 Get your head down.
你抢劫珠宝商... So you robbed the jewelers...
向警方供出你其中一个情人 turned one of your lovers over to the police...
叫另一个帮你找钻石 kept the other one on to help you find the diamonds...
当他在找的时候，你在法庭做伪证，对吗？ and when he does, you commit perjury in the High Court, right?
阿奇，在美国大家都这么做 Come on, Archie. Everybody does it in America.
在这个国家却不行 Well, not in this country, they don't!
对，就像英国人没说过谎，撒切尔夫人没说过谎 Oh, right. Like nobody lies in England. Like Margaret Thatcher never lied.
我们相遇那一刻你已骗我 Look, you lied to me right from the moment we met.
- 你只是想和我上床 - 我爱上了你 - You just wanted to get me into bed. - I fell in love with you.
那么你为什么抛弃我？ How come you dumped me then?
因为我不够有钱，记得吗？ I wasn't rich enough, remember?
- 用俄语说话 - 不 - Say something in Russian. - No.
你在想什么？ What are you thinking?
我在想一个好理由... I'm just trying to think of one good reason why...
为什么要带你去南美洲 I should take you to South America with me.
这个怎样... How about...
因为我有保险箱的钥匙 because I have the key to the safety deposit box.
这个理由不错 That's a good reason.
- 奥图怎么办？ - 我会处理他 - What do we do about Otto? - I'll handle Otto.
- 小心，他很危险的 - 我也是 - Be careful. He's dangerous. - So am I.
别熄火 Keep it running.
- 你为什么带他来？ - 奥图，等一下 - Why did you bring him? - Otto, just wait!
我开始认为你喜欢那个傻瓜 I'm beginning to think you like that fruit.
去拿钻石吧 Let's get the diamonds!
肯？ Ken?
你是肯吗？ Are you Ken?
你好吗？我是乔治的律师 How do you do? I'm George's barrister.
发生了什么事？ What's happened?
- 我的天！ - 混蛋！ - Oh, my God! - Asshole!
你在想什么... What the bloody hell do you think--
好吧 All right, then.
他们去了哪里？快点 Where have they gone? Quick.
什么？ What?
你有没有事？ Are you all right?
- 他们去了哪里？ - 他们去了凯思卡特... - Where have they gone? - They've gone to the Cathcart--
- 你病了吗？ - 不是... - Are you ill? - No, no.
什么？ What?
你有口吃吗？ Have you got a stutter?
是 Yeah.
- 有一点 - 没关系 - A bit. - Okay, fine. Don't worry.
你知道他们去了哪里吗？ Do you know where they've gone?
好，哪里？ Fine. Where?
凯...酒店 The Ca-- Hotel.
酒店？哪一家酒店？ Hotel? Which hotel?
继续，没关系 Go on. It's okay.
好，慢着 All right. Wait.
慢慢说 Slowly. Very slowly.
不用急 No hurry.
说出来吧 Sing it.
我们有时间 Plenty of time.
快点！对不起 Oh, come on! I'm sorry.
等一下 Wait.
写出来 Here, write it.
凯思卡特酒店？ Cathcart Towers Hotel?
它在哪里？ Where is it?
写出来 Here, again.
希思罗机场 Heathrow Airport.
这是怎么回事？ Hey! What's the idea?
- 你不能停在这里 - 对不起 - You can't stay there. - Frightfully sorry.
拿去，是你的了 Take it. It's yours.
谢谢 去里约热内卢的闸口在哪里？ Thank you so much. British Airways to Rio?
第四个闸口 Rio. Terminal four, sir.
谢谢 Thank you.
对不起，这是你的车吗？ Excuse me, sir, is this your vehicle?
等一下，我很快回来 I'll be with you in a moment. I'll be right back.
走廊还是窗户旁？ 吸烟还是非吸烟？ Aisle or window? Smoking or non-smoking?
- 中间的是什么？ - 只要在非吸烟区，哪里都可以 - What was the middle one? - Anything in non-smoking is fine.
14号闸现在开始登机 Gate 1 4 is boarding now.
里约热内卢！ Rio!
不要向后看，后面有警察 Don't look back. There's a cop right behind us.
快点 Quick.
- 利奇先生，我们能做到 - 很好 - Yes, we can just do it, Mr. Leach. - Great.
行李托运？ Luggage?
不需要了 Don't really need any.
- 14号闸 - 谢谢 - Gate 1 4. - Thank you.
(意大利语) 再见，笨蛋 Ciao, stupidissimo.
阿奇，快，接电话 Come on, Archie. Pick up the phone.
等一下，机场保安 Wait, sir. Airport Security.
- 可以看一看你的登机证吗？ - 好 - May I see your boarding pass, please? - Oh, yes, certainly.
请你过来这一边，好吗？ Very good. Now, would you mind stepping over here please?
- 你看，女王来了 - 哪里？ - Oh, look, the Queen. - Where?
不要激动 Okay. Don't get excited.
是你，我担心了好一阵子 Oh, it's you. I was actually worried there for a minute.
- 举起双手 - 不！ - Keep your hands up. - No!
- 举起来 - 我跟你来个协议吧 - Put 'em up! - I'll make a deal with you.
- 我会举起一只 - 另一只也举起来 - I'll put one up. - Put the other one up!
哪一个看来好一点？ Which looks better?
奥图，我警告你 I'm warning you, Otto.
你会怎么做？向我开枪？ What are you gonna do, shoot me?
就像杀一条狗？ Gun me down in cold blood like a dog?
如果你想解决，何不和我决斗？ If you wanna settle something with me, then why don't you fight me?
你是男人吧？ 我们要像男人般决斗 You're a man, aren't you? Then let's fight like men. Come on!
好 All right.
- 好 - 好 - All right, then. - Okay.
- 阿奇，你看起来不错 - 对 - You look good, Arch. - That's right.
- 我以前在牛津打拳的 - 是吗？ - I used to box for Oxford. - Oh, yeah?
我以前为中央情报局杀人 举起双手 I used to kill for the CIA. Now, get your hands up.
不 No.
你这个笨蛋 You spineless bimbo.
出去 Now, out.
我本该现在杀了你 I'm gonna have to shoot you now.
但我在飞机起飞前还有一点时间 But I've got a little time before my plane leaves...
我早就想侮辱你 and I'm longing to humiliate you.
进那个桶里 So get in that barrel.
- 什么？ - 进桶里 - What? - In the barrel.
好 Right.
你们英国人自以为很优越？ You English. You think you're so superior, don't you?
你们是地球的垃圾 Well, you're the filth of the planet.
一帮自大、没衣着品味... A bunch of pompous, badly dressed...
穷困、性抑压的... poverty-stricken, sexually repressed...
足球暴徒 football hooligans.
阿奇，再见 Good-bye, Archie.
至少我们不是那么低俗 Well, at least we're not irretrievably vulgar.
你知道你的问题所在吗？ 你不喜欢胜利者 You know your problem? You don't like winners.
- 胜利者？ - 对，胜利者 - Winners? - Yeah. Winners.
胜利者，像北越？ Winners, like North Vietnam?
住口 Shut up!
我们没有输 那场战争打平手了 We did not lose Vietnam. It was a tie.
我跟你说，越南人痛揍了你们 I'm telling ya, baby, they kicked your little ass there.
把你们打得屁滚尿流 Boy, they whooped your hide real good.
- 他们没有 - 他们有 - No, they didn't. - Yes, they did.
- 不，他们没有 - 是的，他们有 - No, they didn't. - Yes, they did.
不， 他们... - No, they…
住口 Shut up!
- 阿奇，再见 - 你会开枪杀我吗？ - Good-bye, Archie. - You gonna shoot me?
我恐怕是，对不起 Yes, afraid so, old chap. Sorry.
看，奥图！ Look, Otto!
报仇 Revenge!
肯要来杀我 It's Ken coming to kill me.
肯，你怎么抓住我？ How are you gonna catch me, Ken?
我说道哪了？对了 Now, where was I? Oh, yeah.
糟了！ Shit! God--
可恶的英国水泥 Fucking limey cement.
慢着！ Wait!
肯尼，我可以叫你肯尼吗？ Kenny! May I call you Kenny?
- 记住旺达！ - 我们有协议的 - Remember Wanda! - I've got the deal of a lifetime.
大家五五分帐，好吗？ Fifty-fifty. You and me. What do you say?
好，六四分帐 Okay, sixty-forty.
- 我的底线了 - 报仇！ - That's my final offer. - Revenge!
我有个主意，你拿去全部 I've got an idea. You take it all. Yeah.
这是我的登机证 Here's my boarding pass.
我会...我会杀死你 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna kill you.
好，杀死我吧 Okay, fine. Come at me. Give me your best shot.
杀吧，你没有胆量的 Go on. You don't have the guts. Admit it.
你有胆量，等一下 Okay, you have the guts. Good. Wait.
去死吧 Death.
对不起，我不该吃了你的鱼NAll right, I'm sorry I ate your fish, okay?
- 对不起 - 报仇！ - I'm sorry. - Revenge!
天，我说了对不起！ Jesus, I said I'm sorry! What the--
搞定了！ Got him!
收拾你了，混蛋 Got you again, you bastard!
我的口吃消失了 Hey, I've lost my stutter. It's gone.
我能说话了 I can speak.
黑化肥发灰会挥发，灰化肥挥发会发黑 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
你听着，两件事... Now, listen, two things.
一，请你保持良好行为 否则我会掐死你 One: behave yourself from now on or I'll break your neck, okay?
二 Two:
戈尔巴乔夫，公开化... Gorbachev, Glasnost--
莫洛托夫 Molotov.
- 俄式薄煎饼 - 列宁 - Blinis. - Lenin.
普希金 Pushkin.
- 基辅鸡 - 很好 - Chicken Kiev. - Good.
陀思妥耶夫斯基 Dostoyevsky.
卢布 Rubles.
符拉迪沃斯托克 Vladivostok.
混蛋！ Asshole!
阿奇和旺达在里约热内卢结了婚 他们生了17个小孩
并成立了一个麻风病院
肯成为伦敦海洋世界的司仪
奥图移居南非，成为司法部长